Monday, September 20, 2010

Kinky Kim Filthy Love-Doll

Ok, anybody there who wants to.. umm.. you know, having sexy time with Kim Kardashian? For sure there are a lot of guys out there who are dying to. Well, here's your chance. I mean, the closest that you'll get on doing sexy time with Kim. Unfortunately, not the actual Kim. A love-doll Kim.

Yes, dubbed as "The Superstars Series Love-Doll", the Kinky Kim Filthy Love-Doll is deemed by the Kardashian camp as a product that is marketed based on the their clients' popularity, image, and marketability. The likeness and the Catch Phrases all around the Doll's box is presumed as phrases maliciously representing Kim Kardashian. In fact, the Back-Box Portion where the picture of the Love Doll lying on a bed with lettuce covering the Doll's Privates had the phrase "Guess What? No More Bush!".

But hold your horses. Kim Kardashian has unleashed her legal team unto an Adult Blow-up Doll manufacturing company to put a halt to the production of a Love-Doll allegedly made in her likeness. The absence of any form of legal, business, or profit-sharing agreement between the Real Kim and the makers of the Kinky Kim (Pipedream Inc) makes the product's legality questionable therefore a cease order was ushered out by Kardashian legal hound-dogs.

So it seems like it's going to be a limited edition doll.

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